i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell


the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry


I’m torn between wanting to cuddle with you while drinking tea and playing Xbox and wanting to fuck you on every possible surface in my house


sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/


if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

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